If you’re emo and you know it, cut your wrists!
If you’re emo and you know it, cut your wrists!
If you’re emo and you know it and you’ve got the scars to show it,
If you’re emo and you know it cut your wrists!

If you’re emo and you know it, wear tight pants!
If you’re emo and you know it, wear tight pants!
If you’re emo and not fakin’ and you’ve got not circulation,
If you’re emo and you know it, wear tight pants!

Everybody sing!

If you’re emo and you know it, slit your throat!
If you’re emo and you know it, slit your throat!
If you’re emo you must prove it cause we don’t believe you’ll do it,
If you’re emo and you know it, slit your throat!

If you’re emo and you know it, hang yourself!
If you’re emo and you know it, hang yourself!
If you’re emo and you know it and you’ve got rope burns to show it,
If you’re emo and you know it, hang yourself!

If you’re emo then there’s something you should know!
Emo’s are humanities new low!
The world’s an emo-hater so do us all a favor,
Smoke a bunch of crack and die from over-dose!