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Mikey Malice
United States
Due to a lack of any actual kick-assery involving pictures I've drawn of me (Current number: 0) or any photographs, this one will just have to do. It's not very artistic, but photo shop likes to take a dump on anything I try to do with it (probably because I have no idea what I'm doing where photoshop is concerned)

Current Residence: Pheonix
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much everything. Although, I am fond of rock.
Shell of choice: Clam
Skin of choice: ...Mine is comfy...
Personal Quote: Always the axe murderer, never the bridesmaid.
[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.


[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.


[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.


[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.


[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And re-post as: I am __ % mentally ill


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aleksandracupcake Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the watch :hug:
Ogdvenstroodle Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
Thanks for the fave! Yee-haw!
WingedShadow343 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hey, Cadet!

This is a reminder to vote for your favorite entry for the LIFE SWAP Contest in #Operation-SOLDIER if you haven't already! Voting has been extended until Sunday, October 24th at 11:59PM US MOUNTAIN Time, so make sure you check out the poll :bulletred:HERE:bulletred: before then!

billybob884 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010
MikeRainsAcid Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
^.^ Of course!
ramonesrock38 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010
thanks for the fave!
Mayonaka-Hoshi Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010
Ah thank you for the :+fav: ^^
chickoncomputer Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010
thanks for the faves!!
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